J.A. SaareIf you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth
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If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation. The saying is a reference to the logic of a person who has been defeated. In the person’s mind, their opponent is strong and powerful enough to take them out if they wanted to. So, why doesn’t he? Because he knows they wouldn’t want to hurt him any more than necessary. In other words, he knows he could win if they played fair.
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